On my wedding night while people thought that me and my husband will be counting our money or doing the mommy and daddy something 😁this is actually what I will be doing ……. I hope he’s ready for my wahala…… Baby oh, so am finally married to you now I asked my husband , Asin you have finally carry me wholesale chai !!! He just raised his eyebrows at me Saying nothing ….. but i Winnie refused to give up, You married a good wife oh , you should be thanking God for that…… Sugar , time will tell if I married a good wife or not he said slowly….. My countenance will now change , So you mean am not a good wife Abi nah wetin make you invite all your exes to our wedding today , I saw all of them I said giving him a accusing gaze ….. My husband just closed his eyes and opened them again , I knew you were up to something, what are you trying to say right now ? I ‘m saying that you Invited all your exs to our wedding I scoffed at him , But babe they are just my friends after all I married you not them….. Is that why you invited those with big nyash eeh! Where you trying to mock me that I don’t have nyash ? Hehehehehe he bursted out in laughter , laughing so hard that I regretted saying that … but that’s the truth you really don’t have nyash but I still chose you tho….. Baby please allow me to rest Abeg I don tire, So you are laughing at me Abi…… I knew it that you never loved me , But my husband just ignored me and close his eyes , Knowing that he won’t talk to me again I just entered the bathroom to have my bath locking the door in the process , Babe why are you locking the door won’t you bath me I heard his voice from the outside , Go let your big nyash exs bath you !!! Leave your small nyash wife alone , Aha ! This woman is troublesome but is alright….. After some few hours after I have succeeded in annoying him , I will slowly touch him when he’s lying on the bed facing the other side, Babe I want to sleep…… Sleep nah am not holding you he replied , I know is payback time he knows I love him cuddling me to sleep , Won’t you cuddle me I ask him again, No Winnie I won’t he said again, So am now Winnie to you Abi , your new wife you can’t even call me baby again chai I knew it that you never loved me , Oya come let me cuddle you this girl you are too troublesome .. So am now a troublesome girl to you Abi infact I don’t want your cuddle again , I just lay on the bed for about thirty mins I couldn’t sleep , I turned to my husband and call him softly but he’s already asleep, So slowly I lift up his arms and quietly lie down on his body feeling very comfortable until I heard him laugh and wrapped his hands over me tightly … I ‘m still awake you stubborn woman wey i love……. I knew you would come around … Smiling to myself I closed my eyes to sleep in the comfort of my husband, I might give you trouble but you must cuddle me to sleep oh whether you like it or not………. Hope future husband is ready🥰🥰🥰 #taghardtruth

™ When I was dating my wife, I visited her house to see her one time. It was late at night. It was one of those few times I would visit and meet her father at home. This time he was home and seated at the balcony. I went over to sit with him and we got talking. He asked me why I had come so late. "Are you the kind of man that keeps late nights?" He asked. I stuttered. "No no no, sir. I don't. As a matter of fact, I was home all through today?" "Why? You lost your Job?" "No sir. Today I am off duty. I just came to see her." "You mean you drove all the way from your house to see her by this time?" I chuckled and cleaned sweat from my face. "Yes, daddy. I missed her and she requested I come see her and say goodnight to her physically before I go to bed." He laughed. "So what happened to the phone call goodnight. Is she tired of that? Why does she want a physical goodnight." "Daddy I don't know o." "Okay. So have you said goodnight to her?" "She is helping Mama in the kitchen. She asked me to wait for some time." "Okay, she wants to give you my food for dinner. So she is asking you to wait got it to dorn ehn?" I laughed. "No sir. I think mummy engaged her." "You people have not said the truth. You have not told me the reason you came to my house by 9pm to just say goodnight to my daughter." "Sir that is the reason. True. I won't lie." He nodded his head and said okay. We talked about other things and while still talking my wife emerged from the kitchen cleaning hands. She asked me to stand so she could walk me to the car. Her father looked at her. "So you had to suffer a young man, to drive all the way to your house to say goodnight physically to you. Won't you consider fuel? Fuel is expensive these days." My wife chuckled. "Daddy... It's a punishment. He knows what he did." I said goodnight to her father and went to the kitchen to say goodnight to her mother. When we went out we stood in a dark spot, where I had parked my car. My wife told me that she invited me because she just wanted to kiss me physically before going to bed. I smiled. The moment I pulled her close to kiss her, the father cleared his throat. He was just standing behind us. "So this is the special goodnight. You want to kiss my daughter's lips eh? Have you paid?" I was scared. He told his daughter to go back inside and walked to me. "Praises, when you pay, the lips will be yours. For now, all you get is a hug." I nodded my head, thanked him, entered my car, and drove off. On our wedding day in church, he was there. The moment the Pastor told me to kiss the bride. I raised her veil and turned and looked at the father. The man was looking at me. I was looking at him. We both knew why we were looking at each other. I turned to his daughter and grabbed her close to me. Me and my wife that day spent over 4 minutes kissing. The church had to stand up to clap. After service, the father met me outside and said to me. "You think you can pepper me, shey. You kissed my daughter to pepper me." I laughed. He laughed too. #taghardtruth

*TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE AND WHAT REALLY HAPPENED* Where are you coming from by this time of the night? He thundered. Honey you won't believe what happened today. Oh God I'm so tired right now. She replied as she yawned. I asked where you are coming from and you are vomiting rubbish. Does that answer my question? Are you trying to pretend you don't know there's no food in this house? Femi said fuming. Honey I'm sorry but you should hear me out first. I.... Before she could complete that sentence, a thunderous slap kissed her left cheek and she passed out on the sofa. Get my dinner ready, after that you will tell me why you switched off your phone. He said as he walked towards the bedroom. When he noticed there was no response from his wife, he was infuriated. He rushed towards her to unleash the rest of the demon in him but on getting close to her, he discovered she has passed out. He was shocked. Cold sweat appeared on his forehead and raced down his temple. Fear gripped him. He began to panic. #taghardtruth