JOKE OF THE DAY: A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the flood and has not come home!"

Sergeant: "What is her height?"

Husband: “My God, I'm not sure. Just over five feet tall. "

Sergeant: "Weight? "

Husband: "I don't know. Not slim, not really fat."

Sergeant: "Eyes color? "

Husband: "Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed."

Sergeant: "Hair color? "

Husband: “Changes several times a year. Maybe dark brown now?"

Sergeant: "What was she wearing?"

Husband: "Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly."

Sergeant: "What kind of car did she go in?"

Husband: "She went in my Jeep."

Sergeant: "What kind of Jeep was it?"